I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Randomize
