Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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