Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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