The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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