Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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