very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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