My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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