smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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