fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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