Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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