Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Come back. Shots need mouths.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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