Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Randomize
