I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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