The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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