yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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