I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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