do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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