he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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