What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
