Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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