doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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