shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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