If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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