Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
When did angry sex become our thing?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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