"it" just moved
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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