Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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