Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
