Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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