i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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