You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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