Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
