Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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