she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Is that strawberry winking at me??
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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