what day is it and did you see me today?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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