The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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