GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
They are going to name an STD after you.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize