I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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