he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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