He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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