At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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