After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Man, jail baloney is awful.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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