are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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