Buhtt sex?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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