My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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