My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
areolas are like halos for boobs.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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