Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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