She announced her abortion via fbk
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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