Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Every concussion has its silver lining
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize
