it's like iHOP with fire
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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