and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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