i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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