i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
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