Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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