But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
The air taste purple.
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