Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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