she was so not down for the gang bang
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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