So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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