I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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