You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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